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Browser-based colony sim in the SimAnt lineage — tune pheromones, dig your nest, and outmaneuver a rival AI colony.

Season planning, workouts, and training load for cross-country coaches and their runners.

Open-source Claude skill that builds evidence-based running plans — ACWR, 80/20, deload weeks, Strava integration.

Ranked-choice group decisions without the spreadsheet. For when your friends can't pick a restaurant.

A deadpan satirical briefing on the suppressed goat-hoof origins of commercial oatmeal. Strictly for the bit.

A field guide to abandoned mobile homes being reclaimed by nature, framed as patient-zero outbreak surveillance. Submit a sighting.